PHYLLIS' FAN MAIL

A fan wrote:
Beautiful!  Could I make you laugh?

Phyllis replied:
I'm a serious girl but I appreciate a bit of a laugh now and then.  Know any good jokes?

A fan wrote:
What was it like in boarding school?

Phyllis replied:
I am a free spirit who loves to be admired by the opposite sex.  I was stifling in an all girl's boarding school.  I needed to spread my wings and find myself.  You can't do that when you and everyone around you is clothed in drab gray.  So I ran away.