MARIPOSA'S FAN MAIL

A fan wrote:
Hey Mariposa, who did your amazing tattoos?  Are you a tattoo artist or just a chick who likes to be decorated?          --Tiger Lilly

Mariposa replied:
Didn't you read my profile?  Does it say anywhere that I am a tattoo artist?  I don't like being referred to as "a chick".  Is your name for real?

A fan wrote:
Will I be able to talk to you at the show or will you be too busy making love to the camera?

Mariposa replied:
Making love to the camera is my job--it's what I do best, but I am never too busy to talk to my fans and admirers so long as they don't disrespect me.

A fan wrote:
When did you first discover that you wanted to be a model?

Mariposa replied:
Oh, I always wanted to be a model.  I began taking self-improvement and dancing classes when I was quite small.  Then right out of high school I went to Barbizon.   My talent was recognized immediately by a scout who visited the school.  I know I am going to be a supermodel soon.