BERYL'S FAN MAIL

A fan wrote:
Plain old spit: the best!  Maybe, a thin line of nude color pencil to define...What do you think?  I like that molecular look.

Beryl replied:
My lips could use a little definition.  Thank you.  I am thrilled that you like my molecular look, it was a painstaking stenciling process that took weeks.  I am very proud of it.  I'd like to hear from you again especially if you have more beauty tips to share.

A fan wrote:
Dear Beryl, I love your style.  I was wondering how you kept your complexion so smooth?  Do you use a special type of varnishing cream?  I once tried to shellac my thighs, but I got stuck on the sheets and my friends had to come and cut them off me.   I couldn't walk for a week.  How do you manage to keep so shiny without sticking to stuff?              --Waiting for a reply, Stuck on Shellac

Beryl replied:
Stay away from shellac.  Use retouch varnish instead.  It keeps my fiberglass skin looking smooth and shiny.  Either brush or spray it on.  I recommend the Windsor & Newton brand.  Remember not to sit on or lean against anything for at least a couple of hours.  Actually, standing in one spot for several days would be best.  Good luck.  Oh, don't put it on the soles of your feet.

A fan wrote:
Dear Beryl, I also love cars especially old cars.  When I was younger my great ambition was to one day own a Pakard Green Hornet.  I hope you succeed in all your dreams.  Of course you would look smashing in one of the old wooden cars.  No offense I also love wood and varnish and really resented when they replaced wooden dashboards with plastic ones.             -- Best of luck, Willow

Beryl replied:
Dear Willow, you said it all!  I love the smell of wood and leather.  Plastic doesn't smell like anything.  Sometimes I get nostalgic for oil and grease.   Pumping gas was an olfactory delight.  But I gotta make a buck and modeling pays a hell of a lot better than being a gas jockey.

A fan wrote:
Hi Beryl!  Are you friends with Tyra Banks?             -- Moya

Beryl replied:
Not really.  We were up for the same booking once and she got it.  I wonder why.